Helen Rideout: "I'll wait until people have had a few drinks and are more amenable - then I'll pounce on them!"

Chris Crowley: "You have to play with it for a bit to make it work."

Allison Hill: "I'll work my way round every member of the club, and then you'll never see me again!"

Question: "What happened to the cat that ate carbide?"

Answer: "She had a-cet-a-lyne kittens!"

Catherine Dunkling: "Do you breath when you suck?"

Chris Fry: "I have difficulty differentiating between truth and reality."

Helen Wray: "Chris Crowley would turn in his grave."