Following the overwhelming response to our caprtion competition in Pelobates 88* the management have decided to run a further competition to test your wit, ingenuity and general creativity. As usual, the prize for the winning entry will be magnificent and the winner will be determined entirely on the basis of the editorial board’s prejudices which may, if entrants so elect, be lubricated by a libation of the aforementioned editorial board’s choice and entirely at the entrant’s expense.